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hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

(via bloodstreambuccaneer)

psychotictk:

moan-my-name-louder:

angelinajoliearchive:

Angelina Jolie

I love her so much

my queen

(via lunarthirteen)

vintagegal:

Elsa Lanchester in The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

vintagegal:

Elsa Lanchester in The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

throughthewildblue:

You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).

Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.

Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.

Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?

People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.

(Source: sandandglass, via killjoyyjess)

vodkaslumber:

sonofvandruk:

vodkaslumber this work

Haha aww close enough!

vodkaslumber:

sonofvandruk:

vodkaslumber this work

Haha aww close enough!

(via geemys82)